An actor's life is gay! Pinocchio: He's my conscience. Suppose they... Coachman: No, no. AHHHHHHHHH!!! Pinocchio: But I can't go. Monstro in Pinocchio. Pinocchio? [puts on his hat, coat, and scarf, and then takes a lantern] I'd better go out again, and look for him. Here's another one! [whistles three times], Pinocchio: [blows air three more times and whistles on the third attempt]. [Pinocchio starts tying a rock to his donkey tail] Why, he swallows whole ships alive! Smokin'! I will push you in the public's eye! Alexander: Y-Yes, sir. Hi diddle dee-doo! Jiminy: Yep, temptations. Get along there! [Pinocchio nods in a horrified look; Lampwick feels his face, realizing he has a muzzle instead of a nose] Oh! While on his way home, Pinocchio is again tricked, this time into visiting Pleasure Island -- an amusement park for poorly behaved boys. Pinocchio. Pinocchio goes to Pleasure Island with Lampwick, a place with "no school, no cops" and it's all free. I insist! “But towards the end, things were being broken. There goes Jiminy’s storyline. Stromboli was terrible! Pinocchio: But I can't go. Alexander: Please, please. Come! Jiminy Cricket: You buttered your bread. Hey! [They sneak out from the back of the wagon while Stromboli is singing]. The defense is trying to portray the accuser’s family as conniving grifters trying to score a celebrity mark. Jiminy: Yeah. Oh, be a pal. It's me. [Pinocchio gives him his coat and hat, and then watches him put his coat and hat back on him] It'll take a miracle to get us out of here. [speaks in Italian], [Geppetto has prepared dinner for himself, Figaro, and Cleo, as he paces around the dining room waiting for Pinocchio to come home from school]. . See the Model Home! How about I take you, Pinocchio and Rosalie to Pleasure Island tomorrow night?' Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Coachman: Okay, you'll do! Honest John manipulating Pinocchio. Get your cigars, cigarettes, and chewing tobacco! Let me take your hat off. You are sensational! [strikes a ball and grows a donkey tail, as a shocked Pinocchio then throws away his cigar] Where does he get that stuff? Jackson is charged with sexually molesting a then-13-year-old boy and plying him with wine. My nose! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Next! [In the shadow, Lampwick is forced down on all fours, and having turned into a donkey completely, begins to run around the room, and starts braying wildly, while Pinocchio runs away and hides behind a chair, when Lampwick smashes the mirror with his back hooves, knocks tables over, kicks chairs all over the place, and flees, still braying uncontrollably; Pinocchio suddenly sprouts gray donkey ears]. Coachman: C'mon, you blokes! No! Pinocchio (film) A wooden puppet is brought to life by the Blue Fairy, with the promise he can become a real boy if he earns it. Jacko was a model of muted garishness yesterday, sporting a wine-red jacket with an insignia on the pocket and matching pants. An actor's life for me! Do Not Sell My Personal Information. [Pinocchio watches, as the spring continues flying from the padlock, and then lands straight right into one side of the birdcage]. Put me down! [twirls his donkey tail] I got a tail, too! What's happened?! Nothing like that. Elsewhere on Pleasure Island, the Coachman orders his minions (black creatures with yellow eyes) with his whip: "Shut the doors and lock 'em tight." Monstro the whale is animated as a terrifying force of nature. Geppetto: Oh, yes. Huh? Honest John: Oh, you poor, poor boy! Gee, thanks! Pinterest. The Blue Fairy: Little puppet made of pine, wake. [to Figaro and Cleo] And remember, nobody eats a bite, until I find him. Pinocchio: Huh? And I'm gonna help ya. [Gideon writes down what he thinks he said; Honest John uses his glasses as a tongue depressor while he looks into Pinocchio's mouth] Mm-hmm.... say "hippopotamus". This story has been shared 274,231 times. [cracks his whip] Hop to it, you blokes! Somebody, help! [Meanwhile, Geppetto searches for Pinocchio out in the streets of the village], [Geppetto gets interrupted by Stromboli's wagon approaching], Stromboli: [to his horse] Giddyap! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. The Coachman is the owner of Pleasure Island, an amusement park located on a remote island. Pinocchio: They put him in a little sack. The Blue Fairy: A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face. [chuckles evilly] Alright! Lampwick: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. [cackles evilly], [Jiminy is walking around the deserted fairgrounds, littered with half-smoked cigars, shut-down carnival rides, and food wrappers]. Let me out! It's that star again. Aw, Figaro. I buy a new suit and I swing-a that cane, I eat-a the best and I drink-a champagne! There's no risk. No school, no cops. Sitemap [chuckles heartily] Bravo, Pinocchio! There's something phony about all of this. A watch of gold with a diamond chain! Pinocchio: [starts to nod, then shakes his head] Uh-uh. The happy land of carefree boys where every day is a holiday. [inside a tent, the boys are pouncing on each other and punching each other]. [coughs] Pinocchio! Synopsis. Honest John's hidden surprise. Okay, so Pinocchio doesn't feature any murder sprees, insane bar fights, or inexplicable '70s dance numbers, but that doesn't mean you should sell it short. It's all free! Jiminy: Lampwick? Nothing can stop me now! It's the roughest, toughest joint you've ever seen! Honest John: Oh, tut, tut, tut! What's up with that? Balloons of clowns and policemen float above. [Pinocchio closes his eyes hard] What do you see? You're here, too. [He drops an even larger bag of money on the table, making the smaller bag jump], Honest John: Well! It's Pleasure Isle for me! The Blue Fairy would not be pleased. [begs to Pinocchio for help, while Pinocchio ends up backing into a wall, as Lampwick crawls on all four feet, and grabs the straps on Pinocchio's overalls by Lampwick's hands, but shakes him up and down] Please, you've gotta help me. Trump tells those unwilling to fight for amid election, You can still get these amazing last-minute gifts in time for Christmas, Best Christmas gift baskets 2020: 28 ideas for unique holiday bundles, Wayfair End-Of-Year Clearance sale takes up to 60 percent off furniture and more, Save $100 on this innovative water-filtration vacuum, Skullcandy’s epic end-of-the-year flash sale is happening right now, Baby wombat rescued from deceased mother's pouch. [chuckles] Give a bad boy enough rope and he'll soon make a jackass of himself. Pinocchio: [yelling] Goodbye, Mr. Strombo--! I mean, uh.... your conscience, if you have one. He locked me in a birdcage! Jiminy: Boys? [looks at Pinocchio's arm to check his pulse] Mmm.... mm-hmm! Pinocchio: Where do you suppose all the kids went to, Lampwick? And besides, it's dangerous! Margherita, Lucignolo, Pinocchio and Rosalie climbed the wall and ran as fast as they can afer away from Pleasure Island.The four stopped at Geppetto's house and knocked on the door, but nobody answered. Your best friend? [tosses away his chicken] C'mon! The defense objected to mention of the 1993 incident, and Judge Rodney Melville struck the youth’s name from the record. Don't put in redirects for shows, books, etc.. It was a mess. This sumptuous production literally glows with traditional Italian craftsmanship, from delightful costumes and storybook sets by the late, great production designer Danilo Donati (whose last film this was) to the radiant palette of Dante Spinotti's masterful cinematography. Family of 4 found dead hours after husband said wife 'betrayed' him, Hugh Jackman and wife go for a December swim in the Hamptons, John Mulaney in rehab for cocaine and alcohol abuse, Dr. Birx says she will retire after 'overwhelming' holiday travel scandal, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry step out in Beverly Hills. [Gideon takes the ring that he smoked from his cigar and dunks it in his beer like dunking a doughnut in coffee, bites into it, and hiccups] And he still thinks that we're his friends! They're the wrong things that seem right at the time, but, uh.... even though the right things may seem wrong, sometimes, or sometimes, the wrong things [chuckles] may be right at the wrong time, or vice-versa. What's yours? The Coachman : Give a bad boy enough rope, and he'll soon make a jackass of himself. [Laughs] And the dummy fell for it! 962. “Without their parents around, it became ‘Pinocchio’s Pleasure Island.’ ”. Look at yourself. “Run, quick!” said the Cricket. Jiminy: All right. And it's all free! Pinocchio: You mean that you can't open it? Looks pretty hopeless. [screams as they jump down from high off the cliff] LOOK OUT BELO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OWW!!!! Even worse, Breckin Meyer's English dubbing for Pinocchio is insufferably shrill, draining the appeal of Benigni's own performance. That settles it! [they plunge into the ocean with a gigantic splash, and the rock attached to Pinocchio's tail drags them to the ocean floor] Gangway down there! Pinocchio: But, Jiminy, Lampwick says a guy only lives once. Laugh! Sitting in the lap of luxury with the world at his feet. Go on! [his nose grows a little more and sprouts leaves]. The gift of life is thine. Jiminy: [about Pinocchio] Well, there he goes. [pulls the flattened cigar out of Pinocchio's mouth] Playin' pool! Coachman: Come on, come on! Pinocchio: [shakes the birdcage bars] Let me outta here! However, he is later mentioned by Pinocchio when he befriends Jiminy: Pinocchio! Make a fool of yourself, then maybe you'll listen to your conscience! The Blue Fairy: A boy who won't be good, might just as well be made of wood. On Pleasure Island! However, he could also be considered to be somewhat moralistic in his own dark and twisted way, as h… What's happened to you? That's it! Pinocchio: I gotta beat Jiminy home. Look at yourself! Pinocchio: No! Pinocchio’s “friend” on Pleasure Island is the aforementioned Lampwick, one of the boys who seems completely at home in this parentless dystopia. Pinocchio, we have to get you out of here, fast - while we still can!” “Let’s go – HONK!” said Pinocchio. [puts his suit coat on backwards and falls down a pool hole again; Lampwick laughs even harder] [mocks Lampwick's laughter] Ha, ha, ha! Edit . Pleasure Island is shown once more in the 2000 TV musical Geppetto. Pinocchio has many laudable qualities, but genuine enchantment is nowhere to be found. I'm takin' the next boat outta here! Geppetto: [joyfully hugging one of the fish to think it's Pinocchio] Pinocchio, my son! Look here, you.... you impudent young pup! Gideon puts his ear to Honest John's other ear and cleans it out for him, so he can listen as well]. And no double-crossin'! Ah, phooey! This is the end! [pokes an olive off his table], Stromboli: [slides another stack] Ah, 300! Honest, I won't! Still, it goes to show just how much Geppetto loves his kid. “It looked like someone went in there like a tornado, a whirlwind,” the former housekeeper said. Honest John: Yes, and there is only one cure! Leave me out of this. Where could he be at this hour? I'll have you out of here in no time at all. [hops up onto the birdcage] What did he do to you? 106,154, © 2020 NYP Holdings, Inc. All Rights Reserved Lampwick: Heh! Fournier rattled off about a dozen names of kids that she remembered Jackson paying special attention to – including the accuser, actor Macaulay Culkin and the youth who reached a civil settlement with Jackson over a molestation accusation a decade ago. Personality. Coachman: I'll pay you well! Pinocchio: Yeah, uh.... two big monsters with big, green eyes! First figuratively, then literally. [whistles] Where is everybody? JOHN TRAVOLTA ON REUNITING WITH … Compound transmission in the pandemonium custom in the span frantic disintegration. Pinocchio: Yeah! A former Neverland housekeeper told jurors yesterday she dubbed Michael Jackson’s ranch “Pinocchio’s Pleasure Island” because he let kids run wild to their heart’s content – and that she saw children who appeared intoxicated. [tips his hat] Oh, hello. Lampwick: [he strikes a match on the Mona Lisa painting to light his cigar] What'd I tell ya? [punches the air; Lampwick laughs harder] Why, I'll take you apart and put you back together! [the Blue Fairy touches the birdcage with her magic wand, and then disappears; Pinocchio's nose turns back to normal, and the birdcage door opens, as the padlock magically unlocks while on the birdcage door]. Barker: Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry! Jiminy: PINOCCHIO! Call that beetle. Lampwick: Oh, they're around here somewheres. Violence & Gore. "Shhhhh." Uh.... Jiminy: [jumps in front of Pinocchio] Psst! The Coachman ... And I takes 'em to Pleasure Island. I'll knock your block off! Do you not realize that he's inside a whale? Pinocchio is a 1939 American animated feature produced by Walt Disney and based on the classic 1883 children's novel The Adventures of Pinocchio by Carlo Collodi. Kiki Fournier took the stand for the prosecution, which is seeking to prove that Jackson used Neverland to lure young kids. The lady, the.... the.... Whoa! I'll make good this time! Winnie the Pooh Meets Pinocchio is an all-new movie by DisneyDaniel93. History ... [He and Gideon take Pinocchio to the coach to Pleasure Island, singing] Hi diddle dee-dee! [clears throat] Understand? When Pinocchio is on Pleasure Island, Jiminy Cricket is behind the eight ball. Honest John: [Singing] Hi diddle dee-dee! A vacation! [They rush home to the village], [At "The Red Lobster Inn", Honest John is telling the Coachman their success at fooling Pinocchio]. Now, sleep in it! The Coachman is one of the most evil, cruel, sinister and dangerous Disney Villains wholly with no redeeming qualities, namely by his wicked actions, greed and his pleasure in destroying children's lives. Oh, Pinoke! [Picks up a brick and throws it at the stained glass window, shattering it. [shakes his fist in anger] I'll tell my father! Let me out! So, this is where I find you! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. This will be your home-- [snaps the padlock shut] --where I can find you always! Facebook. Los Angeles TV weatherman Fritz Coleman, who is also a standup comedian, said that he gave gifts to the family of Jackson’s young accuser and helped them raise money – and that they never put any pressure on him to do it. It stopped raining, anyway. He can still talk! Honest John claims the only cure is a vacation to Pleasure Island and offers him a ticket (a playing card, the ace of spades). STANDS4 LLC, 2020. Jiminy: Well, you wanna be a real boy, don't you? Be a glutton! The Blue Fairy: You don't say. Pinocchio is happy about being allowed to be bad: "Being bad's a lot of fun, ain't it?" [his nose grows again, and a nest with baby birds sprouts at the end of it] Oh, look! Despite Pinocchio's attempt to return home, John and Gideon forcefully—yet whimsically—take him to the Coachman's coach. There weren't even any tinker toys. 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